Horny Mug
Caroline picked out a black and red sexy suit that said the word “daddy” on her ass and lips on each tit. Caroline says “ let me try this on” so Caroline and micheal are in the fitting room. Caroline gets naked and tries the suit on Caroline looks at Michael with his boner and his mouth wide open micheal grabs her waists and pulls her closer micheal starts kissing her neck and makes out with Caroline he grabs her ass which makes Caroline wet and horny micheal slowly takes his fingers and puts them in Caroline’s mouth and then goes down too her clit and rubs it which makes her moan she moans “ugh daddy don’t stop you’re gonna make me cum” micheal smirks and starts to finger her fastly and Caroline starts too moan louder. Caroline goes down and takes his pants off and is thirst for Michaels cock she takes his underwear off and reveals his 15 inch cock Caroline licks it from the sides and deep throats it until she chokes micheal moans in pleasure thirsty for her pussy micheal picks her up and puts her in the chair and spreads her legs apart micheal licks her pussy swallowing ever but of her cum she orgasms and moans She says “put in in me micheal” micheal does as she says but he teases her and goes as slow as possible Caroline says “ stop playing around and put it in me daddy” “harder” “UGHHHHHH” “YESSSSSS” micheal goes harder and hits her g-spot and they both hit a orgasm
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing