Harald Mug
A amazing person. Harald's are generally wise intelligent and extremely trustworthy, honest and caring people. They are also caring, eccentric, sexual people who are fun to chat with and make people smile. Harald's were most likely bullied in school and built themselves a protective layer so they can't get hurt this can appear as a defensive layer. Harald's are extremely mature people who act juvenile to give a sense of ease to others but will easily snap to a very protective person if you threaten them or a person they care about, Harald's generally are quite large individuals mostly found with broad shoulders and barrel chests. Harald's are people who will stand up for others yet when fighting for themselves are extremely dangerous as there is nothing restraining them from making sure the other person/people aren't going to be getting back up cause to a harald there not winning the first fight there winning the second and third aswell Harald's are very argumentative individuals who in most cases will always win, haralds also spend a lot of their life making decisions guided by there morality and often decide to not fight as they understand winning may not always be the best option. As a side note harald's in most cases are growers not showers but have huge dicks and know how to use them, and make fantastic boyfriend's and lovers they also might not believe in themselves but they are definitely worthy of whatever they want.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/