Glenn
Glenn is the greatest man to ever walk this earth. He’s a true gift from God, always goes out of his way to make those around him feel special, especially the love of his life. He opens up his heart and is very emotional with the one he loves. He’s very athletic, physically and emotionally strong. He has the most gorgeous blue eyes and perfect white teeth, that matches wonderfully with his mesmerizing smile. His hands are masculine and his body looks like he fell off of Caesar’s chariot. He is faithful, loyal, kind, generous and understanding. He is an amazing Husband and the best Dad. He’s a hard worker, awesome provider and so selfless. If you ever meet a Glenn, you’ve been blessed beyond measure! He’s a passionate lover, the best kisser and knows how to make his woman feel beyond beautiful. He rubs your feet, takes care of the family and asks for nothing in return. While he is super sweet, dont cross him or try to mess with him. He can spot a scammer from a mile away and he won’t take BS from anyone. He has a heart of gold and as if things couldn’t get better, he has biggest dong ever. Glenn is the best and you will love spending your life with a Glenn!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
balls
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
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