Glenn
Glenn is the greatest man to ever walk this earth. He’s a true gift from God, always goes out of his way to make those around him feel special, especially the love of his life. He opens up his heart and is very emotional with the one he loves. He’s very athletic, physically and emotionally strong. He has the most gorgeous blue eyes and perfect white teeth, that matches wonderfully with his mesmerizing smile. His hands are masculine and his body looks like he fell off of Caesar’s chariot. He is faithful, loyal, kind, generous and understanding. He is an amazing Husband and the best Dad. He’s a hard worker, awesome provider and so selfless. If you ever meet a Glenn, you’ve been blessed beyond measure! He’s a passionate lover, the best kisser and knows how to make his woman feel beyond beautiful. He rubs your feet, takes care of the family and asks for nothing in return. While he is super sweet, dont cross him or try to mess with him. He can spot a scammer from a mile away and he won’t take BS from anyone. He has a heart of gold and as if things couldn’t get better, he has biggest dong ever. Glenn is the best and you will love spending your life with a Glenn!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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