Froid Mug
Seeks that trans singularity. Motivated by an unconscious desire to both a) arm the remote control flying phallus, and b) wear a mumu 24/7. Only marginally better than skynet due to biological augmentation, Keith predicts there will no longer be a need for sexual gratification and lab grown meat will be genetically altered with CRISPR to continually re-grow in close proximity of the froid's orifices where the penis, buttcheeks, labia, breasts (male and female) and feet are. A Matt will figure out this is a much more rational solution to the waste of energy that is consensual sexual relations. Our Maxwellian, Epstein, D'Elia and Denning entertainers will convince the world that the temporary consumption of recycled feces is a solution to the problems of global warming during the transition, a solution many froidians will eagerly and enthusiastically pass on to the masses as just being "common sense". Given a long enough timeline, froidians will evolve into what will look, smell and have physical properties nearly identical to piles of excrement, which will be used as an energy source, completing the circle of life. The froidian circle of life will fulfill Maslov's Hierarchy among those lucky enough to see it come into fruition.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!