Froid Tee
Seeks that trans singularity. Motivated by an unconscious desire to both a) arm the remote control flying phallus, and b) wear a mumu 24/7. Only marginally better than skynet due to biological augmentation, Keith predicts there will no longer be a need for sexual gratification and lab grown meat will be genetically altered with CRISPR to continually re-grow in close proximity of the froid's orifices where the penis, buttcheeks, labia, breasts (male and female) and feet are. A Matt will figure out this is a much more rational solution to the waste of energy that is consensual sexual relations. Our Maxwellian, Epstein, D'Elia and Denning entertainers will convince the world that the temporary consumption of recycled feces is a solution to the problems of global warming during the transition, a solution many froidians will eagerly and enthusiastically pass on to the masses as just being "common sense". Given a long enough timeline, froidians will evolve into what will look, smell and have physical properties nearly identical to piles of excrement, which will be used as an energy source, completing the circle of life. The froidian circle of life will fulfill Maslov's Hierarchy among those lucky enough to see it come into fruition.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating