FiveM Brain PT 2
People with FiveM Brain: Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7. Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.” Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence. Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.” Discord & Online Traits Their Discords look identical: Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry). “#/# PC checks passed/failed.” Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis. They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout. The E-Dater Syndrome FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters: They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness. Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.” Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen. Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories. Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand. Long-Term Effects Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause: Loss of critical thinking. No real social awareness. Permanent delusion of being relevant. Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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