FiveM Brain PT 2 Tee
People with FiveM Brain: Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7. Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.” Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence. Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.” Discord & Online Traits Their Discords look identical: Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry). “#/# PC checks passed/failed.” Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis. They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout. The E-Dater Syndrome FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters: They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness. Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.” Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen. Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories. Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand. Long-Term Effects Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause: Loss of critical thinking. No real social awareness. Permanent delusion of being relevant. Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.