Feminist Mug
A reason to argue, usually for women and in some cases their defeated male companions. Feminism is the leading cause of cancer, AIDS, Sour Vagina, and a rare form of Camel Toe called Cuntzenhoof. Recent studies by SAC (Stop A Cunt), an all Non-Cunt team of men and women highly experienced and trained in Anti-Cunt and Anti-Anti-Penis analytics, found that 97% of all postmortem Feminst brains examined had CDP (Cock Denial Problems) stemming from prolonged lack of penis inside of vagina. Many SAC researchers were surprised when the pre-screen survey showed that most of the women were not lesbian until well after post pubescence and almost 39% selected NA for sexual orientation. While it is highly debated, a popular theory is that a combination of bad looks and poor attitude kept even the most desperate men from trying to hit that nasty puss. In January 2017, Cock Denial Problems reached an all time high. Executive SAC researchers responded and pushed to raise CDP awareness by opening clinics across all 50 states and Puerto Rico but their efforts have proven futile as the election of Super Tard and hybrid Douche-Turd, Donald Trump as POTUS has only made the feminist vag-ing-dong increasingly sour and new forms of Cuntzenhoof have been found, the newest and most deadly was called Hillary Cunton or H Cunt, named after patient zero, Hillary Clinton.
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Customer Reviews
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup