FapJack
A card game based on the card game "Blackjack" where players fap instead of wagering cash. Rules: 1. Dealer begins a hand by dealing 2 cards to each player, including themselves. All cards are visible to all players, except the dealer's first card. (Dealer does know value of their first card.) 3. Players choose to "Hit" (dealt another card) or "Stand" (hold with cards they have.) 4. Hands adding up to more than 21 "bust", and loose that round. (A = 1 or 11, J, Q & K = 10, all other are their given value.) 5. Dealers must "hit" if their hand is below 17, or "stand" if equal or above. 6. If dealer gets "blackjack" (is dealt 21 on initial deal of a hand) or has highest hand, all players lose that hand. 7. Player with the highest hand, after all other have busted or chosen to stand, wins the round. (Multiple players can win round with a tie.) 8. Dealer chooses penalty (duration & intensity of faps) when players lose a hand. 9. Players that cum are out of the game. 10. Players that get "blackjack" (21 on first deal of a hand) earn a "rest" point they can later redeem to op-out of a given penalty. 11. If dealer busts, dealer removes an article of clothing and/or does something incrementally more sexually arousing for remaining players than dealer's last bust. 12. Last player that didn't cum, wins. (Alt.: Players that survive preset number of rounds win.) 13. Dealer will "finish" winner off (make player cum) in the way advertised to players before start of game.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
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