England Mug
A country obsessed with it's national football team despite not having won a relevant tournament in over four decades. Their football fans are the only fans in the world that a) celebrate BEFORE winning a world cup or Euro cup and b) give death threats to those players (they feel) responsible for failing their countries team. Whenever facing off against their rivals Germany, they will, prior to face-off, hide behind immature WW2 references, mostly consisting of uneducated claims that they singlehandedly won two world wars. The current 2000's England squad is the very first England squad to allow violent inbreds to compete for a major sporting event. It also features David Beckham, the first ever England captain to be sent off. Whenever their national team lose (and they are only ever destined to) the country will sink into a deep depression and will show remarkable denial. Plently of riots in town centres and council estates will emerge. Then, the day after, everyone will pretend that the English national squad was only a 'side' interest and will claim that their heart is with club football. At least, for another 2 years.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect