Ellzbells Mug
Ella Gill, aka ellzbells aka ✨ëł✨ aka elalala. Where do I start? She is a curly headed hoe with leng eyebrows and she’s clever in school but can also be very stupid. She is a ÇŁÈÀÑ FRËÅK and if you mess her room up she will mess you up with her taekwondo skills. She wants a man so boys hit her up but she’s also very content being single and a loud and proud feminist. Her favourite types of the male species are curly headed hoes like herself and short boys who look like they are in year 5. Her mum is a lot more stylish and funny than her and I’m defo better friends with her mum tbh (love u long time vic😘) her dog coconut is a registered sex offender in the uk and America so don’t go too close to him. Ella is secretly in love with Timothee chalamet event though she claims to find him unattractive and scary looking. As well as this, she is the worst runner I have ever met and can’t play the trumpet for shit. To make up for this she has the biggest jugs known to man (triple Z), due to almond consumption. She also has a humongous booty so big it can be seen from Mars.
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.