Dirty Gin Face

The ultimate drinking game. Not for the weak. Invented in Stratford, Ontario, Canada. Step 1: Find at least two friends willing to play Step 2: Clear tomorrow's schedule (you be won't making it) Step 3: Procure one bottle of cheap gin (26er is standard) Step 4: Throw away the cap (you won't need it) Step 5: The person currently holding the bottle must smile and loudly proclaim their undying affection for gin. (Ex. "Mmmmm, Gin!" or "I love gin!" - this proclamation must be as sincere as possible) Step 6: After confirming their love of gin, the contestant must drink deeply from the bottle. (At least two swallows) Step 7: After hauling on the bottle, the contestant MUST NOT make a DIRTY GIN FACE (the loose definition of a Dirty Gin Face is any facial expression that contradicts the contestant's previous claim of affection for gin) Step 8i: If the contestant is deemed to have made a Dirty Gin Face, they must repeat Steps 5, 6 and 7 until they are able to conform to their guidelines (if it takes the whole bottle, it takes the whole bottle) Step 8ii: If Step 7 is completed successfully, the contestant passes the bottle to the next person in the rotation. Step 9: The new contestant begins again at Step 5. The game continues until the bottle is empty. (see after notes)