dirty dayday Mug
While eating the booty like groceries, your partner fails to mention the Taco Bell that they ate earlier, which has caused them to have bubble guts, mid intercourse. This leads to a volcanic eruption of feces that covers a great portion of your body & also gets all over the sheets. After showering & changing your bedding, you head back to bed falling asleep for the night. You wake up the following morning realizing you have slept through your alarm clock & are now late for work. Knowing that you took a shower before bed, you quickly get ready and rush off to work. While at work, a co-worker approaches you to let you know that you have something stuck to the back of your neck. You proceed to feel the back of your neck & notice a dry flake that you pick off. While examining it you realize this is dry feces that you must have missed from the night before. Before you can discretely dispose of the dried feces flake, your coworker realizes what it is & loudly announces “IS THAT SHIT?!?”. You being caught off guard & trying save face, quickly blurt out that it happened during sex, this leads to you being known as the “poop sex guy” at your work now.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.