Depression Mug
Depression, in of itself is bullshit and don't ever think otherwise. If you find yourself "depressed" take 10 minutes, survey your life and find out why you feel that way. Don't simply give into it like a coward. I'm going to tell you some truth right now. If you're depressed, you're choosing to be depressed. You're choosing to surround yourself with piss poor people and ideals. That is your fault, and can easily be changed. Self abuse is also bullshit. I've been depressed, but it never once occurred to me to turn on a Linkin Park song and slice meaty parts of my body. You know why? It's dumb. It's pointless. Nothing will come of it and you'll feel more depressed and as a result, you will become that much more pathetic. I'm not trying to offend people that claim they're depressed. I'm trying to tell you the truth. Depression is only as strong as you make it. If you believe you'll be depressed for your entire life, I guarantee you that you'll find a way to be depressed. Suicide isn't the answer either. It shouldn't be an option. No one wants to be remembered as the person that off'd themselves. Don't kill yourself. Don't fucking cut yourself. Destroy your Linkin Park CDs. Stop listening to dubstep. Stop playing Call of Duty. Quit hanging out with fat Asian girls and get out in the world. Ask yourself this. Are you simply another statistic? Are you weak? Do you feel like giving up without fighting? No, of course not. If you did, you wouldn't be reading this.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!