Dayanara Mug
A latina bitch who can tame herself in public, but will kick your ass if needed.She's sweet, smart but scary smart,caring,tiny,cute,compassionate,patient,loving,kind,has a MASSIVE ass(has it's own gravity,the mass is so large it attracts eye to it,has its own zip code, it's seriously out of space it's the reason Pluto is not a planet ,awesome as fuck,can have random outbursts of bitchiness( but will always love you in the end).Ocassionally scary when threatening to kill you even with just her eyes. She will tell you the truth even though it may make you cry.She's a great dancer.Is easy to fall in love with. An awesome roommate and housewife.She will fuck your ass up if you fuck her over. Easily heartbroken. She hates all the exes but talks to them to to manipulate them making them with no interest in being with them.But that's okay because Dayanara is a good bad bitch at the end of the day. Imperfection is her perfection. So when you find one keep her close and as long as possible because she is worth it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!