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Why I distrust all men, cry myself to sleep at night, feel unwelcome in my own home, & would cut my mom slack for anything. He acts like a nice parent when guests are over, or we're in public, but once we're alone, he's a maniac. A bomb always waiting to blow, he snaps at the slightest provocation. My options are to let him get away with his abuse, or to stand up for myself & get the living crap beaten out of me. We’ve only not kicked him out of the house because my mom was raised by an abusive father herself, so she doesn't know what it is to be treated right, & because she believes that children don't do well in single-parent households. Every time I give him another chance, he proves me wise for not having been completely open with him since I was 8 years old. He has failed at giving me the the sole thing I deserve: Unconditional love. Thanks to him, I've had to stay in the closet my entire life. Even when my heart was bursting at the seams with love for the first time, at the age of 13 years old, I couldn't go to my own father for advice. Thanks to this thorough incompetence, I've basically had to raise myself. Cherry on top: My family is wealthy, so whenever I drop even the slightest hint that I'm miserable with them, I get called a spoiled, ungrateful brat. I find this to be ironic - you would think that less fortunate people would understand even better than I do that the impact of material items on happiness pales in comparison to being accepted & loved...

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!

Jzuez Jun 15

The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3

Sharen K. Jun 15

this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.

ben m. Jun 14

love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Quandale D. Jun 12
Review by Blade A.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A. Jun 12

Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.

Dale F. Jun 12
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w. Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B. Jun 9

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F. Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C. Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L. Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G. Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W. Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M. Jun 4
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.

Jack O. Jun 4

I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Mor b. Jun 3
Review by Wilfred W.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)

Wilfred W. Jun 1
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It was a good gift

Demond W. Jun 1
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AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning

RWGDGsG I. May 31

Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!

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