Crystal
Strong willed, logical and wise. You can't make her jealous, she's aprivate person, so you wont see much of social sites, if you have the fortune of falling in love with a crystal, your life will be forever fulfilled, considered very sexy by males, men who date her are extremely lucky and grateful, if they let her go they'll regret it forever, she also has a vivid imagination and is brilliant with kids. Friends of friends want to be her friend because of her outgoing nature. A great person to have meaningful conversations with, and always great to be around, she'll keep your secrets even when she hates you. She'll only reveal information shared when a snake posed as a friend intends to harm crystal's friend. Crystal can take criticism very well and is a beast in the bed. If you lose a crystal you’ll miss her for a life time she is indeed a valuable and precious stone. Everybody wants crystal! crys•tal Pronounced kris-tl Show IPA noun, adjective, verb, crys•taled, crys•tal•ing or ( especially British ) crys•talled, crys•tal•ling. noun 1. a clear, transparent mineral or glass resembling ice. 2. the transparent form of crystallized quartz. 3. Chemistry, Mineralogy . a solid body having a characteristic internal structure and enclosed by symmetrically arranged plane surfaces, intersecting at definite and characteristic angles. 4. anything made of or resembling such a substance. 5. a single grain or mass of a crystalline substance.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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