CrispyCrunch9 Mug
One of the greatest Minecraft Builders to ever walk to face of the Minecraft World. Their works consisted of mini-games and single-player maps. They also have worked on a mysterious mini-game server dubbed upon the title of a Phoenix… Their PvP skills were absolute, challenging that of Dream himself. Their blades were of sharp eloquence, their bow shot a flame of fury as the winds picked up behind each arrow, their shield blocked each strike with ease, and their might which reigned in their fierce glare smothered all foes to ashes. The palaces they built were exquisite, the rooms were magnifique, the floorboards left wondering feet etching for the ravenous carpet, and their doors hummed alluring scents upon the breeze. Their voice brought warmth, their words brightened the darkness, their friendship is worth the world, and they never are heartless. CrispyCrunch9 was one of the Greatest, if not the Greatest. They walked the path of life with courtesy and willowed thoughts in each step, though they’ve gone off the grid now… serving solitude in its breath.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/