Christopher Mug
When you see a Christopher, you're heart could skip a beat. There is something about being in his presents that will make you want to meet. Christopher's have a smile that can make your heart skip a beat. If you dare look into his eye, it will knock you off your feet. Guys will be extremely jealous when he is around another girl they like, because a Christopher has a wicked sense of humor that will have you lagging all night. Guys fall in love with the personality of a Christopher. Christopher knows many people from all walks of life. He will share his live and time with the peoe who do him rite. Don't be mistaken by that gorgeous smile. If you angry him , he will do things out of spite. A Christopher know just the words to crush a single soul, he can give it but not take it. A Christopher wants to be loved and liked by all. A Christopher has deep secrets that you would never knew exist. If he share one with you. Know that you may be at risk. A chistopher w can find pleasure in mess with your brain. That's only if you are easily astray. He is honest with some truths, he will do things for shits and giggles when he is alone. Gaslights his boys who are confused and doesn't know. A Christopher only stays where he feels needed, will disappear if he is not appropriated. Those he loved will always hold a place some where in his huge heart. He never forget a face. Christopher have strong sexapeal, girl melt with the just one brush of his feel.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/