Chris
A very faggy, annoying piece of shit that just annoys the hell out of you, stalks you to NO END, talks of nothing but his video games (namely Fallout 3, Team Fortress 2, and games about zombies) and Newgrounds.com He has not showered in near 20 years (and he is only 15 years old), his hair grows into an afro that expands to the sides of his head, which has also been known to store things, such as boogers, money, and slaves. His voice is that of a small rodent that has been pummeled in the gonads repeated times. If you are near him when he screams or laughs, you will be drawn into a dimensional rift that was ripped into the air from the frequency of his voice. If you are one of the unlucky bastards to accidentally befriend him, you will receive numerous phone calls asking you to come over or asking himself over. These calls will usually take place between 2-5 minutes of each other if ignored. He is insanely immature, and will smack you like a bitch for beating him in a video game or something else of the sort. He butts in to conversations that he should have no part in. He also likes penis.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.

10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.
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