Buck House Mug
An establishment one solicits in order to "buck", which is a San Francisco term for fucking Asian prostitutes. Buck Houses are plentiful in San Francisco, where for $200 you will get rubbed, tugged, suckled, and eventually perform stinkfish penetration. The women at buck houses are generally Vietnamese indentured slave servants who are permanently confined to the buck houses they work at. As they endure their 23rd buck of the day (which is you), they will stare at the ceiling with lifeless eyes muttering "ohh fuk me babyy... yea yea so good u superman u hurry up and cum now baby" while you heave, ho, grunt, and pummel their red swollen vagina which is doused in numbing cream to allow their stinkfishes to endure endless sex. A man known as the "Buckmaster" of SF, initialed GB, is one of the most notorious buckers in San Francisco and is rumored to have slept with over 400 of these Asian prostitutes. Besides the mere number of his buckings he has engaged in, his name truly comes for his depraved love of performing cunnilingus on their rotten beaten vaginas.
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.