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Bronxville Mug

Bronxville is a beautiful one square mile town in the rich Westchester County, only 20 minutes from New York City. This town might be small in size, but makes up for its size in money. Bronxville is full of millionaires with houses selling for as little as 1.5 million to 10.6 million. The majority of the town is white WASPs or Catholic. The population of blacks/asians/jews are non-existent. The school is smaller then most private schools, with less then 100 kids per grade. The school is K-12 one building. Every goes to the school for 13 years, and if not you don't fit in. The high school is the third best school in the country. Everyone knows everything about everyone else, the littlest gossip is spread within 10 minutes. All but few of the children are spoiled beyond repare. They get whatever they want. When a child turns 16 its customary to receive a car, and of course it cannot be used. Usually an Lexis, Mercedes or BMW. Although there's no required uniform girls are expected to be wearing: Seven for All Mankind Jeans, Uggs, Polo, Juicy, Kate Spade, Burberry with many others. The boys wear: Polo, J Crew, Lacoste, and others. Preppy is the way to dress or else you are part of the only punk group. All the students go on to college, majority to Ivy's or new Ivy's. Everyone is beautiful, and if you are not beautiful you are at least attractive. Gossip is the main source of information. The mother run around in Juicy jumpsuits with their children at home with the live-in nanny while their husbands are earning millions in New York City wither banking/being a doctor/inheriting the family fortune. The town is stick thin causing eating disorders among the young, but works out for the best because no one in the town is fat. The school athletics is best known for their cross country/track winning over 6 state titles for cross country and numerous nationals for track. The residents of the town either vacation in one of their multiple homes in the Cape, the Hampton's, Bar Harbor, Vermont (weekend skiing), Aspen, Florida, Italy, France, and many others. Going to Europe for the weekend isn't unheard of, done mostly on a monthly basis. When not world traveling, the residents enjoy the two Country Clubs (The Field Club and Siwanoy). The membership fees per year cost more then many Americans make in one year. Bronxville also has two colleges (Concordia and Sarah Lawrence) but the students of the High School and the College Students have the second worst town-to-college relationship in the United States. The town is full of expensive stores with brand names and the only chain stores are Haagen Dazs and Starbucks. The town is so small that by 6th grade students are allowed to leave campus for lunch. Bronxville is a wonderful town to grow up in giving a wonderful education and great opportunity's.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!

Walter W. May 12

I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I. May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W. May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z. May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9
Review by Fredric C.

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C. May 7
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.

geet A. May 7

I love to put my lips on this in the morning

Macks N. May 6

this mug got me hard

quandale dingles brother l. May 6

greatest mug ever.

Mike H. May 6

I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10

Jamie w. May 6

Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message

Charles B. May 6
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I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

Jeannie H. May 5
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this is my new piss mug

ben d. May 4

Cool

Shashank D. May 2
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.

Demarcus Q. May 2

It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll

SHI T. May 2

This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.

Quandale D. May 1

My friend loved it.!!

vivi w. May 1
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I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.

Material G. May 1
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