Bradley Mug
Is a giant bear. The bear claws show when aggravated, but the heart is the warmest, safest place, that loves irrevocably provided you are allowed in and have earned it. They have a piercing gaze; hawk-eyed and penetrating. Bradleys usually have a beautiful Irish blue as their colour. Their features are stunning, and you can't help but stare and appreciate a Bradley. Bradleys tend to underestimate their abilities, but once they see their potential and true talent, they will show their pride and wear it. Bradleys are tough, inside and out. They will really show it when someone tries to prod at them in a disrespectful way, they always stick up for themselves and the ones they hold dearest to their hearts. Bradleys are ALWAYS down to munch on food. They have a belly full of honey at all times. Being in a Bradleys arms.. is, well, the closest you will ever be to heaven. That is your heaven. That's your home. Your safety. Bradleys also have a really nice dick. Goddamn, can they ever dick down good. Sometimes, they CAN be dicks, but usually to pester you until they have an excuse to spank you and fuck you. On the note of making love, It's an experience beyond tantra. It's pure. Bradleys tend to go on tirades they are most passionate about, but the thinf is when they do, you actually listen, because of their amazing oratory skills. People do and will be intimidated by his knowledge, talents, and creative input. That's their envy. Did I mention Bradleys have nice dicks?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/