Bernart Mug
Bernart is a small dude who barley will get to 6 foot. He currently has a drastically negative record in fifa and always gotta blame the lag and bs. In class, he ask me on an avrage about 3 times per lesson when we end and I give him the same awnser every time. Another thing that i find pretty crazy is that he sits in a huge winter jacket inside even when its summer and really hot outside. Everyone in this city has somehow come across the name "Bernart". The only time he lights up during a day is either when he find out that our next lession is PE or when his idol Pessi scores. Otherwise, he isnt really a happy lad. The second he get some money, they disapear immediately because of the urge of fifa points. 5 times he has dropped the big 12000. However, he never gets anything, but that prick never learns, he already told me that he need to try again. But what he really want isnt the points, its the packs. When someone in his team play bad, he sell that player and buy packs for the coins he got. He also claims that he got a 20 cm willy and his dad has a 25. He swore on titchu. His biggest rival is a guy with better record and hotter body, Joel. Joel is the better fifa player and has always been. He has more experience, skills, motivation, packluck, better passing, shooting ect ect ect. They hate eachother so much. The 1v1 is comming soon. He told me thet he will clap that idiot litterly 20 seconds ago while i typed this.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.