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Ben Mug

Ben is the type of lad you get to know really well. Growing up together, going to school, college or 6th form at the same time. You share the same group of friends, like the same kind of things and generally get on really well with. Ben is a lad that will make you question your own sexuality. With those brown eyes, flawless brown hair and a smile to die for you inevitability end up checking him out more and more with every chance you get. Ben is into all types of sport but particularly football. Whilst Ben will go to the gym regularly he's one of those lucky guys that only has to put in minimal effort in order to achieve a hot, toned kick-ass body. Ben has a really big cock. Ben may be shy in large groups, however, when hanging out with just one or two other lads will let the banter flow and assert his sexual prowess. Ben isn't afraid to show off his muscles. Ben isn't afraid to let you know he's hung like a mother fucker. Ben is the kind of lad that over time has on off girlfriends but nothing ever serious. As a bro Ben isn't afraid of demonstrating all things bromantic. He encourages the bromance. Ben is the kind of lad that so long as it's kept between him and yourself isn't afraid of a bit of bro spooning. Ben is 100% straight but he's a lad with needs. Ben is a lad that recognises a curious person. Ben is the kind of lad your more than happy to give head. It's only a Brojob between mates.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.

ben m. Jun 14

love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Quandale D. Jun 12
Review by Blade A.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A. Jun 12

Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.

Dale F. Jun 12
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w. Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B. Jun 9

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F. Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C. Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L. Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G. Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W. Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M. Jun 4
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.

Jack O. Jun 4

I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Mor b. Jun 3
Review by Wilfred W.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)

Wilfred W. Jun 1
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It was a good gift

Demond W. Jun 1
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AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning

RWGDGsG I. May 31

Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!

"L" May 31

Guys do i buy a sex mug?

Lmao N. May 30

its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!

joe May 29
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