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Bayville is a small-ass town in Long Island, New York. It's on the north shore in Nassau County. It's about 3 miles long, with one main road, Bayville Ave. On one side is the beach for the most part, on the other is two pizza places (Ralphs and Gusses, though the latter sucks), three pharmacies, a grocery store (IGA), candy store, a few delis, a barber shop, a small diner, and a few restaraunts. There are also nail salons, two churches, two elementary schools and about 8-10,000 people crammed into this 3 mile town. Bayville is mostly rich, white Catholics who are either Irish or Italian. This leads to teenagers that are spoiled, racist, closed minded, and a constand debate over who's better, Irish or Italians. Luckily, I''m not like that. Since Bayville is so boring, kids (usually from 11-16, since they don't really play with toys but they can't drive) usually are found just hanging out around town. There's either the stands, which has food and the beach, or the village, which has more shops and things but isn't as nice. We're known as "Bayville Kids", because we have the ability to asume ourselves very easily and we always stand around town and do nothing. Our classmates, kids from Locust Vallet and Brookville, don't get this, since Brookville kids can always get rides somewhere and Locust Valley has stuff to do. We used to have an arcade, but they shut it down. Also, since we have nothing to do here, kids are more inclined to do drugs and alcohol then to have 'good, clean fun'. Not that other teens don't, we just start earlier. Bayville is only famous for one thing around here: The Haunted Firehouse. I've never been, but inside the firehouse they decorate it for Halloween like a haunted house. It's actually really scary, not some cheap small town thing.We also have the feast, which is a bunch of rides and food. It's fun. Our school sucks so much ass here. LVCSD. I won't even start. Picture Mean Girls, but not as extreme and with drugs also thrown into the mix. Actually, it's worse here, just not in the sense of all the different cliques. There's preppy, and then there's everything else. Also, men make it a habit to honk at you on the one fucking main road there is. Especially Mexicans. They don't even care if you're hot. Basically, Bayville is okay. It's boring as hell here though, and the people aren't the nicest. But make the right friends and you'll be able to have fun. It's a nice small town, not a redneck small town. Check out jfd-ltd.com/ bayville/ reasons_your_from_bayville .html and en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/ Bayville to get a better idea.(take the spaces out, though_

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I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I. May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W. May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z. May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9
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It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C. May 7
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.

geet A. May 7

I love to put my lips on this in the morning

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greatest mug ever.

Mike H. May 6

I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10

Jamie w. May 6

Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message

Charles B. May 6
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I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

Jeannie H. May 5
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this is my new piss mug

ben d. May 4

Cool

Shashank D. May 2
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.

Demarcus Q. May 2

It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll

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My friend loved it.!!

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I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.

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i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!

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