Bad Texter Mug
Someone who has no conception of communication. How to know if you or someone else is a Bad Texter: 1. One word responses. 2. Ridiculously horrible grammar. 3. Responses are delayed without saying "brb" or any other excuse. 4. Extensive punctuation. We get it when it's something huge, but five exclamations for a daily greeting really isn't necessary. 5. Flat-out annoying. If someone says the have to go, wait for them to text you or for at least 6 hours before starting up a conversation. 6. Multiple texts sent. If it's a story, okay, but really, is every detail necessary? Well, if it is, calling is a better way to deal. 7. Caps lock frequently. Unless the person receiving your texts is visually impaired, it is not necessary to write in big letters. 8. Not participating. This is a big one. It shouldn't be a one-sided conversation. Make an effort, especially if you text first. 9. Also with number 8, if you don't have something to say, don't text. It just ends up being a boring, lame conversation where you say "how r u?" a dozen times. 10. Common Sense. If someone isn't answering you, don't bother them. Either they are being...well, themselves and don't feel like answering you or they're busy. Either way, back off. Whatever you have to say can wait. We know this because if it were actually important, you'd call.
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!