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someone who simply does not believe in god/gods. someone who doesnt need some made up person to make their life worth living. they live for themselves and the people they care about. they are people just like everyone everyone else they just refuse to believe in something that there is no proof of. and who can blame them. i am an atheist and i understand it completely. when we learn about other religions in school (i got to a catholic school ironically enough) they teach us that religions like hinduism were created by the people to get them through the days in their lives. so assuming that historians aren't liars which is questionable but we'll go with it then these people following this so called prophet moses spent 40 years in a desert eating nothing but bread chasing after some peice of land they arent even sure exists. now to me that sounds like the perfect reason to find something to get you through. lets think about it. people get pissy at moses obviously i mean come on its been 40 years so moses tells little white lie and writes these rules that ironically enough outline what it "accepted" by "society" the people who are clearly brainwashed (cause what mororon would go on that trip) think wow this god talked to us and is gonna save us. moses reinforces his little white lie and expands on it with these stories about this almighty being of his. they tell their kids and those people tell their kids and so on. then one day 4 of them decide to write it down. BOOM! may i introdice you to THE BIBLE. its makes perfectally logical sense. so let us be. at least we aren't dependant on some being we know nothing about other then what some book that just appeared one day tells us. if god is so real then why is the world like it is. free will you say ? no such thing. every action you take it influenced by something be it your surroundings or something someone said or hell what your "god" thinks is ok. no one makes a choice entirely without influence. there is no such thing as free will or "god" wouldnt have sent moses those rules. god is a figment of imagination that people use as something to fall back on. be independant dont let what people and some book tells you is ok rule you life. live for yourself not god.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall

Peggy H. May 22
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My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…

David J. May 22
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.

Marlene M. May 22
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Review by Daniel B.

Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.

Daniel B. May 19
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very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea

tommy May 19

I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb

potato p. May 17

This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.

Joel K. May 17

I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.

Peter A. May 17
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Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)

John G. May 16
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Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.

Pat P. May 16
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BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.

GETRC45CG4T X. May 16

Just what I expected! Thank you!

H P. May 16
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I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!

Lesko B. May 15

This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion

Manley P. May 14
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Review by Chanda J.

It's perfect!! Thank you!

Chanda J. May 13
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My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!

Walter W. May 12

I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I. May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W. May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z. May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9
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