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Atheist Hoodie

someone who simply does not believe in god/gods. someone who doesnt need some made up person to make their life worth living. they live for themselves and the people they care about. they are people just like everyone everyone else they just refuse to believe in something that there is no proof of. and who can blame them. i am an atheist and i understand it completely. when we learn about other religions in school (i got to a catholic school ironically enough) they teach us that religions like hinduism were created by the people to get them through the days in their lives. so assuming that historians aren't liars which is questionable but we'll go with it then these people following this so called prophet moses spent 40 years in a desert eating nothing but bread chasing after some peice of land they arent even sure exists. now to me that sounds like the perfect reason to find something to get you through. lets think about it. people get pissy at moses obviously i mean come on its been 40 years so moses tells little white lie and writes these rules that ironically enough outline what it "accepted" by "society" the people who are clearly brainwashed (cause what mororon would go on that trip) think wow this god talked to us and is gonna save us. moses reinforces his little white lie and expands on it with these stories about this almighty being of his. they tell their kids and those people tell their kids and so on. then one day 4 of them decide to write it down. BOOM! may i introdice you to THE BIBLE. its makes perfectally logical sense. so let us be. at least we aren't dependant on some being we know nothing about other then what some book that just appeared one day tells us. if god is so real then why is the world like it is. free will you say ? no such thing. every action you take it influenced by something be it your surroundings or something someone said or hell what your "god" thinks is ok. no one makes a choice entirely without influence. there is no such thing as free will or "god" wouldnt have sent moses those rules. god is a figment of imagination that people use as something to fall back on. be independant dont let what people and some book tells you is ok rule you life. live for yourself not god.

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s.Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

HaroldMar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M.Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S.Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M.Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G.Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h.Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C.Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N.Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M.Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M.Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha ChevonneDec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

BundaiDec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

OwenNov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E.Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

SamNov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K.Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S.Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex SadlerSep 24
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