Arsenio Mug
Arsenio (n) is usually a non-chalant discreet being who can get free stuff when he really tries. Tends to be charming and persuasive so beware of crossing paths with him because your knees may buckle and then you might bust your lip. Don't worry though he is very helpful and will help you. Always born on Valentines day so he is usually affectionate and loving. He is athletic and smooth like his caramelized skin yet he will snap and kick some jaws In so do not test him. Arsenio loves roses and knows how to pluck the thorns right off them. He has Cambodian flavored eyes and usually is mixed with black too. Some people can't handle his friendly personality because he can be overbearing sometimes but he really doesn't have bad intentions like they assume Sometimes. Arsenio is so gorgeous like a greek god statue. Women love to think he is flirting with them but he is just a sweet guy and actually has a very hott lesbian girlfriend. Arsenios are asthmatic yet enjoy smoking Mary Jane. Fun and intelligent however sometimes he don't make sense when he talks but we all know what he is trying to say. Usually very positive and fun to be around. Arsenios have a huge loud laugh that makes his roses bloom. Some people hate Arsenio because they can't understand his demeanor or misinterpret his intentions but they can't help loving him in the end.
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!