Arbouritium Mug
Arbouritium is defined as a alloy metal composing of 75% Iron, 3% Chromium, 2% Molybdenum, 16% selfsenterednessium, and a hint (4%) of retardationite. The metal is commonly found is many common industrial effluents and after years of exposure, can cause sever malfunction mainly due to the last two mentioned chemical properties. Arbouritium is not recommended by the FFDA as it may lead to many substantial job related schedule delays. It is commonly referred to as the "dumb metal" or the "random idea generator". Test participants with a daily 15mg/L dose of Arbouritic solution have been found to mumble about self succes through the poorly thought through random idea generation technique, or PTTRIGT for short, as they say. The intent to overrule the decisions made by certified professionals, whether right or wrong, seems to be very strong. The main concern is, the test subjects seem to never follow through with these ideas. Causing a repedative dissapointment in anyone who believes or has once believed the test subjects ideas (developed though the PTTRIGT method). The third side effect is commonly referred to as the "tail chasing success method". The test subjects were put in a group activiy with subjects on a placebo. The results indicate that the subjects under the effects of Arbouritium took all the credit the success of the subjects under the placebo, while during the test the "Arbourites" (as we now call them) simply chased circles and visited all day.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image