Andrew
Andrew is an absolutely beautiful man. His attractive and enticing personality can draw anyone and everyone in. He can make you feel like you have known him forever and allows you to feel comfortable within seconds. Andrew is a darling and an angel. He is a miracle baby and the world would be a different place without him. Some say he has the voice of a thousand suns and that the light he projects through his smile is enough to light up a cathedral. Andrew is not only a talented, sexy and courageous being but he also has a kind heart and is an amazing friend. Because of Andrews kind and inviting nature he is at the top of all social hierarchies and there is not many who dislike him(Would definitely win in Survivor). Andrew has radiant energy that is unmatched. Andrew enjoys rolling down hills, eating alone at restaurants, and saying random phrases such as "slay" in order to get out of actually listening to people. If you know an Andrew then you are in luck. Andrew is always just one call away and does not leave you hanging. If you don't know an Andrew...well then, good luck. Life will be tough for you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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