Amelia
The most beautiful girl to ever exist. Count yourself lucky if she ever graces you with her face. With her dark hair, and beautiful green eyes with a perfect shape. Her lips full and luscious. A single kiss could bring anybody back to life. Her face carefully crafted and sculpted by Michelangelo himself. She even has a cute nose to tie everything together and make her face the most appealing to ever exist. Her body is superb, with a slim waist and thicc thighs. She has a perfect hourglass figure. She looks soft and sweet, she has the best personality you could ever know if you get lucky enough to talk to her. She once competed against Marilyn Monroe in a beauty pageant, and sent Marliyn home crying. She was voted the most beautiful woman in the world by TMZ, and deserves the title of Miss Universe for her charm, lovely personality, and her beauty. Seeing her face will light up your world and be the highlight of your day. She'll be the only person you ever want to talk to, and you'll wait by the phone counting the minutes until she replies. Super funny, super cute, and super sweet. She really is one of a kind. You'll be the luckiest person ever if you get to call her yours. If you meet her, do not ever let go. It simply does not get any better than Amelia.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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