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a beautiful girl who deserves the world after all that shes been through, she is strong, talented, kind, smart, funny, and she will tell you her opinion on anything, who loves music, art, and her friends, she is naturally blonde, but she dyes her hair awesome colors, like black, blue, and purple, she has a beautiful personality, she can change your mood in a matter of seconds, she is weird but that's what makes her memorable and she knows it, and she doesnt care what people think of her, she is scared of electric pencil sharpeners so she would have you go sharpen her pencil instead, she chases crows all the time and she loves the sound of thunder before she falls asleep, music is her salvation and her religion, she does crazy things, learns from her mistakes, and loves to hang out with her friends, she hates society because everyone treats her like a child, she will look at you with those beautiful blue eyes with hope and wonder and after all that shes been through in her life shes strong enough to take down an entire army, she deserves to find happiness, and she is hard on herself and say that she is weak or stupid you say that she isnt not just to say it because you think thats what she wants to hear you say it because you mean it from the bottom of your heart, from the depths of your soul, and she never gives up on anything or anyone and wishes that she could fly to new places...she is unique in evey way, and i love her like a sister and i care about her so much
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant