Alec
A sweaty Boy with big tits and tiny feet. He likes to roll around in the dirt when no one is watching and he sometimes likes to sneak up behind people and giggle. His fingers are always sticky. When he goes to sleep at night he picks his boogers and puts them in a notebook for safe keeping. His specialty is being a troll online, he likes to play roblox and rub his nipples. He can be discovered because he goes by the name "Captain" sometimes. If you know an alec that does this you should avoid them immediately. They can be poisonous, and extremely dangerous if left alone with for more than 2 seconds. He will creepily grin and stare and then bite you. But if you give his belly a rub and feed him his favorite chips he will make moaning sounds and cream himself, don't be alarmed its perfectly normal and it just means that he likes you. Now he will become your friend and follow you everywhere to defend your honor.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
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