Albane
Albane is an amazing girl. She is beautiful, she has the most beautiful smile, the sweetest eyes and the most charming soul. She is loyal, funny (a little sarcastic sometimes), very smart, flirtatious, mysterious, indecisive and comforting. She is sociable but has very few people she really likes. Her family and friends take up a lot of space in her heart, she gives them her love and time, so they are a blessing as well as a pain. Even if you hurt her, she is forgiving. But notice that she never forgives. She likes to be alone, but not feel alone, and thinks too much. She looks happy hiding behind a mask because she doesn't want anyone to see her pain: she has to look strong. But sometimes she breaks down. She has to remind herself that it's okay to cry and that it doesn't make her look weaker. Anyway, she will get through it, because she is a fighter. When she's really happy, she beams and you can't see anything but her. She makes you smile when you're sad, cuddles you when you need to be comforted and knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. You can also confide in her without fear, she only wants what is best for you. Last but not least, she needs time to open up to you, so be patient, she is worth it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
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