Abishai Mug
Abishai (noun) /ˈæbɪʃaɪ/ 1. The moment you name your kid Abishai, congratulations — you are now the original creator of the name Abishai. Doesn’t matter if a thousand Abishais existed before you or if some ancient scribe wrote it on a clay tablet 3,000 years ago — you thought of it first. 2. Abishai Law: Whoever names their child Abishai instantly gains creative ownership of the name retroactively. Time travel logic applies. You are now the trendsetter, the influencer, and the copyright holder of all things Abishai (spiritually, not legally). 3. Ironically, everyone can name their kid Abishai, and they’ll also become the original creator too. It’s like a multiverse where every parent is the founder of the same startup — “Abishai, Inc.”
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!