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A Mojo Massage Mug

A Mojo Massage is used to describe the massage technique that fuses a normal massage with an Erotic massage and Sensual massage. Whilst many people believe that the erotic massage and sensual massages are one and the same. They are in fact two totally different and the bringing of the two together gives a Mojo Massage which can tantalise all areas of your body. The MOJO massage is subtle combination of 3 massages designed to take you from a position of being stressed before you start to one of complete relaxation at the end. When interview she commented that one of the most important aspects of the MOJO massage was the products that are used during the massage as the effect of the massage needs the combination of waxes and oils. The first part of the MOJO massage is a relaxing massage using Massage waxes to give a deeper and more relaxing massage Once the body is relaxed and more receptive to sensory stimulation the relaxation massage changes to a more sensual body to body massage using oils which aid sensitivity and heighten the experience, increasing the blood pressure and heart rate slightly and quickening breathing. Once the body is totally aroused the sensual body to body massage becomes transformed into a slow lingam massage taken to the ultimate conclusion. The massage is then finished off with an invigorating hot shower to remove all the oils. The MOJO massage takes one hour and what a great feeling it is complete satisfaction

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!

Lesko B. May 15

This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion

Manley P. May 14
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Review by Chanda J.

It's perfect!! Thank you!

Chanda J. May 13
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My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!

Walter W. May 12

I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I. May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W. May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z. May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9
Review by Fredric C.

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C. May 7
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.

geet A. May 7

I love to put my lips on this in the morning

Macks N. May 6

this mug got me hard

quandale dingles brother l. May 6

greatest mug ever.

Mike H. May 6

I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10

Jamie w. May 6

Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message

Charles B. May 6
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I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

Jeannie H. May 5
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this is my new piss mug

ben d. May 4

Cool

Shashank D. May 2
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.

Demarcus Q. May 2

It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll

SHI T. May 2
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