A Man
Appearance: Men have muscular physics -- with a dong. They got short hair. They never wear dress's because that's not for men. Adam was the first Man, Personalty & Behaviour: A day in the life of a Man: He drives his racecar to the office, and then he gets out!! Next step is work. Work, work, work.After work they have The Big Game to look forward to at dusk. The night would be perfect, but it's too bad the lawnmower needs fixing! The Man goes straight to his hamer. There! Fixed! After Wife puts down the kid's, its time for sex. The gentleman prefers oral, but if he doesn't get it every night, he's dfw. He does thrusts, and then there's the sperm! Then it's time for work again!!!!!!!! By the way, he speaks in a deep voice. Hobbies of Men: Discus, power, Marlboro, target practice, and The Good Life. Men in the Media: Method Man, Red Man, others Review Men are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn't these days? Men is the complete package, tall, dark, and handsome, SCORE 13/17
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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