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1-10 female attractiveness scale Mug

A scale that measures a women's attractiveness. 1- she... It. 2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups. 3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with. 4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy 5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median) 6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive) 7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality) 8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here) 9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities) 10 - same as 9, but in her prime So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C. Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L. Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G. Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W. Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M. Jun 4
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.

Jack O. Jun 4

I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Mor b. Jun 3
Review by Wilfred W.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)

Wilfred W. Jun 1
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It was a good gift

Demond W. Jun 1
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AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning

RWGDGsG I. May 31

Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!

"L" May 31

Guys do i buy a sex mug?

Lmao N. May 30

its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!

joe May 29

EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.

Mark M. May 29
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love it

N I. May 28

one tha best mugs i have

ARN S. May 28

My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling

Penis V. May 27

I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.

Barack M. May 26

This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.

Ryan S. May 26

What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’O’*)/

Reginald L. May 26
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