Urban Dictionary Tees

Phubbing: Phubbing: snubbing someone in favour of your mobile phone. We’ve all done it: when a conversation gets boring, the urge to check out an interesting person’s twitter/ Facebook/ Youtube/ Pinterest/whatever feed can be overwhelming.

white rabbit: person who introduces you to enclosed group of interest or people, origins of this comes from the film Matrix and book named Alice in Wonderland

perfidy: "treachery, basically"

Brownshirt: Slang for a Nazi or fascist pig. Derived from the brown shirts worn by the Sturm Abteiling (SA). Brown was the color of the Nazi party in the 20's and 30's, much as red and blue are respectively associated with the Republican and Democratic parties in the US now. Side note - the Schutzstaffel (SS) primarily wore black uniforms.

Humie: A derogatory term for a human being. Especially used by extraterrestrials.

Friendslop: A term that originated in 2025 to describe the type of games like Lethal Company and R.E.P.O. In general, they are co-op multiplayer games that feature proximity voice chat, relying on internal banter for the majority of gameplay enjoyment. On the other hand, a single-player experience doesn't offer much.

Lip Pillow: A zyn, ON!, or any other type of salt nicotine pouch.

pentester: A penetration tester, or "pentester", is a security specialist tasked with penetrating an organisation's most attractive assets and confidentially revealing all to management. They carry a bag of exciting devices, and tend to enjoy testing the human element of security the most.

Floptropica: A fictional nation created by Floptok, a TikTok community. It is located on a fictional island called Flop Island, which is said to be located in the south of Chile and costs $35,000,000. It is a tropical country (even though it is located in the south of Patagonia region which is not tropical at all.) It has no capital city but it's largest city is Jilu. It is split into 9 states; Cupcakkea, Jiafeia, Nickicity, Cvmberty Island (part of Jiafeia), C.V.M (Contour Vast Minajland) and New Barbados. It has a population of 1,058,429 people and is ethnically and religiously diverse. Some of its inhabitants are Deborah Ali-Williams (the president of Floptropica), CupcakKe, Jiafei, Nicki Minaj and Lovely Peaches, all of whom are Floptok icons/characters. This country was once at war with so-called Da Boyz, and it's called the Badussy War. (Source: Floptok Wikia)

Crafternoon: An afternoon solely devoted to the joys of craft. Mainly trophy & paper-plate based activites but encompasses a variety of art forms. The only 2 conditions are that the activity must be after midday and crafty.

snow job: An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

mid off: a competition between two people that are both considered to be "mid" or below average.

fujoing: Often used in conjunction with the word “out.” The verb form of the noun “fujoshi,” commonly known as a female who enjoys BL comics/yaoi. “Fujoing out” is when someone who may not be a full-blown fujoshi, sees two men and immediately ships them.

Service Top: Someone who is a top in bed but likes to service the other person (mostly only doing things for the other persons pleasure ) rather then dominating them

Meme Dealer: That one person who always has memes on standby and is ready to deal the memes This person also has a lot of Dank memes This person is willing to deal the memes to anybody, even adults or teachers (if they are dealing the memes in school) I recommend getting a meme dealer that is always willing to deal the memes

orphan crushing machine: A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.

glee debris: The mess left over from holiday celebrations. See also Christmess.

popcorn girl: When a girl goes to the cinema only to eat popcorn and nachos etc. and doesn't even care about the movie

sloper: A term used in the rock climbing community. Describing the bulbous curvaceous nature of a particular type of climbing hand hold, often considered to be at the very pinnacle of climbing holds.

Junkloom: A junkloom is a family heirloom that may have once had value, but is now considered junk. It can also be something that a friend has given you. they treasure it and consider it a great present. However, you consider it junk but are afraid to get rid of it. Nobody wants to break the homie's heart so there you are with yet another junkloom.

britbong: A british person. Used mainly as an insult.

security blanket: A security blanket is a blanket that young kids have for security. It originates from a character in the comic strip Peanuts, named Linus van Pelt who always had a security blanket with him.

Grinched: When you come home, and all of your belongings are gone, even the light bulbs.

sexit strategy: Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.

kitchencel: An incel that copes by cooking meals for himself.

Sad beige mom: A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.

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Goon Cave: a goon cave is a place, typically a room, in which a gooner spends their days gooning all day. A goon cave is a set up, typically consisting of a monitor or TV that is used to watch pornographic context.