Urban Dictionary Tees

hippie christmas: the morning after hippies or member of the 60's counter culture have made tie dyed t shirts, candles, or prayer flags

workmare: (n) A nightmare that is derived directly from your place of employment, including your job, co-workers, duties and/or responsibilities while on the job.

dead drop: A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet. Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well. A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom. A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

droplifting: Droplifting is the opposite of shoplifting; it involves leaving a product or item in a shop, rather than taking one. It has been used by artists and musicians to promote their work for free, whilst some people use droplifting to make political or economic statements. (for example by altering shop's products and then returning them)

seven minute silence: An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.

guitar face: The act of making an unusual face while playing the guitar. The look typically resembles a look of pain, intense ecstacy, or sometimes even plain old gas.

madawk: A contraction of mad awkward. Can be used as an interjection in situations that are very awkward

hollywood hangup: When you hang up the phone without indication. Typical people will give some indication the conversation is over, "see you later," good bye," "talk to you soon," etc. But as Hollywood movies have taught us, this is not necessary. When you are finished with what you have to say, hang up.

Yoink: An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

Thirsty: 1. Too eager to get something (especially play) 2. Desperate

Jackson: Another name for a US Twenty Dollar Bill; US cash demonination featuring President Andrew Jackson - equivalent to twenty Franklins or four Lincolns.

Jukebox Sabotage: Jukebox sabotage is a form of implanting one's own music into another person's mind by singing or whistling a tune around that person. If successful, that person will then begin whistling or singing your song minutes later.

djeetyet: Slang for the phrase, "Did you eat yet?" Native to Philadelphia and its suburbs.

sexpectation: The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.

adhd: ADHD stands for attention deficit somethingk. Hey! I spelled something wrong. Haha. Hey look a squirrel. Wait, what am I doing here again? Omigawd my elbow itches. Wonder what's on tv? I like Jennifer Lopez. I hate kumquats. I really love urbandictionar.....where was I again?

Dandruff: One who always ditches, or "flakes," hence the name dandruff; usually for an insufficient reason, getting the hopes up of friends and family and ditching them for materialistic sluts.

mahalo: What Adam Carolla says at the end of his show "Too Late with Adam Corolla" to sound cool. It means thank you in hawaiian.

tryptophan coma: The feeling of exhaustion one feels after Thanksgiving dinner - due to the large amounts of tryptophan ingested through overeating.

fat as a tick: Stuffed from eating after a big meal.

black friday: The day after Thanksgiving in the U.S. It's traditionally the busiest shopping day of the year (and sometimes considered to be the beginning of the Christmas season). A.K.A.: Green Friday

turkey drop: This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.

Cold Turkey: A way to quit smoking. Just by simply not smoking and not using any products to help you with the process. Usually is extremely painful and freaking annoying as hell.

bio break: n. Neo-geek terminology for visiting the bathroom, especially when interrupting a meeting/gathering/workflow. v. performing bodily functions

Game Recognize Game: To have "game" is to attract people of the opposite sex. Game recognize game is when a person who has game, can see it in another, like a playa knows another player when he sees one.

Sunday afternoon: The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend. This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests. Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the "extra time" it gives students. This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend. In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening. See also the eleventh hour.

Thesaurused: To use the thesaurus for every second word in order to make yourself sound smarter or to take up space and make an essay longer. Teachers see past it very quickly if you are a dumbfuck and can't tell him what half the words in your essay mean, when questioned.

House Elf: 1) An elf from the Harry Potter series that has to obey its master and do whatever is asked of it. It can only become free if master presents it with clothes. (Some house elves work in the Hogwarts school kitchens.) 2) Someone who listens to everything that his parents tell him to do, even bogus things like ironing a bunch of clothes, vaccuming a car he doesn't drive, fixing vegetables, etc. Some house elves have cell phones that go off at random times, always from the parent asking him to do a task, and because of his house elf nature he is forced to obey.

zoned out: Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squirrels take over the world. Common among, but not imited to, those with ADD or ADHD.