Urban Dictionary Tees

Colgate Kiss: A kiss after one of the participants has just brushed their teeth.

primary digits: The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.

rewind: In the drum and bass scene, the DJ's practice of replaying a record that has been enthusiastically received by the audience. Spectators "call for a rewind" by holding cigarette lighters in the air; if there is enough demand, the DJ will spin the record backward and play it from the beginning.

four-wheeling: When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright. It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.

super bowl: The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

Football Widow: N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.

Sheeple: People unable to think for themselves. Followers. Lemmings. Those with no cognitive ablilities of their own.

soymanella: Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

self-first: The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

tag hag: A person who will only wear clothing that is hideously expensive and bears the 'right' tag or label in the belief that she (it is mostly she) is a better person for doing so. Often tag hags are also fag hags for some reason.

Hooah: U.S. Military Slang. Referring to, or meaning anything and everything except "no." Generally used when at a loss for words. Also: Good copy, solid copy, roger, good or great; message received, understood. Glad to meet you, welcome. I do not know, but will check on it, I haven't the vaguest idea. I am not listening. That is enough of your drivel--sit down. Stop sniveling. You've got to be kidding. Yes. Thank you. Go to the next slide. You have taken the correct action. I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification. That is really neat, I want one too. Amen.

break the seal: The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes

dental denial: (n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.

Fridance: A celebratory dance performed (usually at work) on Fridays to commemorate the end of the grueling work week. The dance is performed using no particular pattern or style, but often incorporates variations of "The Robot" while vocally producing Rock or Heavy Metal type sounds.

gangsta lean: A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat. It's a pretty badass way to drive. This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.

awesomeness test: 1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards. 2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.

get your shine on: to unexpectedly exceed the expectations of one's peers in a public setting

fansplant: a person with a newly-developed appreciation for a sports team; generally acquired after said team has won a championship or become otherwise popular.

12th man: In football, it's the crowd. When the away team is backed up near the goal post, the 12th man makes a lot of noise, making it hard to communicate and for the lineman to hear the snap count.

Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.

lowjack: To have something taken from you by smooth talking or strong convincing. Not as violent or non-participatory as being High-jacked, being lowjacked involves ones own insecure or gullible nature.

January Joiner: Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

can you not: Fragment often used by girls to thwart further activity; please stop; that ain't right, don't do that, because I don't like it. Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?

anablog: The old fashioned journal you wrote in with crushed tree pulp, binding, and maybe some kind of lock mechanism. For some reason people used to like writing opinions only they read. It is a fad past its prime but Borders still sells them for some reason.

for the ass: For the ass is a phrase that means that something is completly useless.

driveway jewelery: A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

hmfic: Head Motha Fucka In Charge. The boss; someone not to be reckoned with. Used to denote, usually in jest, that a person is in charge of a situation.

beer taxi: Imaginary mode of transport, associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.