Urban Dictionary Tees

turkey drop: This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.

Cold Turkey: A way to quit smoking. Just by simply not smoking and not using any products to help you with the process. Usually is extremely painful and freaking annoying as hell.

bio break: n. Neo-geek terminology for visiting the bathroom, especially when interrupting a meeting/gathering/workflow. v. performing bodily functions

Game Recognize Game: To have "game" is to attract people of the opposite sex. Game recognize game is when a person who has game, can see it in another, like a playa knows another player when he sees one.

Sunday afternoon: The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend. This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests. Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the "extra time" it gives students. This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend. In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening. See also the eleventh hour.

Thesaurused: To use the thesaurus for every second word in order to make yourself sound smarter or to take up space and make an essay longer. Teachers see past it very quickly if you are a dumbfuck and can't tell him what half the words in your essay mean, when questioned.

House Elf: 1) An elf from the Harry Potter series that has to obey its master and do whatever is asked of it. It can only become free if master presents it with clothes. (Some house elves work in the Hogwarts school kitchens.) 2) Someone who listens to everything that his parents tell him to do, even bogus things like ironing a bunch of clothes, vaccuming a car he doesn't drive, fixing vegetables, etc. Some house elves have cell phones that go off at random times, always from the parent asking him to do a task, and because of his house elf nature he is forced to obey.

zoned out: Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squirrels take over the world. Common among, but not imited to, those with ADD or ADHD.

pop the collar: Where one pulls out their collar so that it faces upwards instead of folded inward; a sign that they are a str8 up pimp

gang of: A very large number or amount of. A close synonym of grip of.

enginerd: All engineers, especially ones that hang out and look at computer dating services all day. A person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems.

blogsmack: Using a blog to broadcast something slanderous, disrespectful, scandalous or embarrassing about someone.

Butter Bar: Military slang for Ensign or Second Lieutenant, who wear a Golden Bar as their rank insignia.

too easy: A common phrase in response to anything that needs doing or has been done. Often used even when the task is not "too easy". It becomes contagious.

unschooling: A term coined in the 70's by writer and former school-teacher John Holt. Used to describe the practice of an individual who does not attend school- instead choosing to travel, write, play, run, build things, volunteer, and learn about the world free of grades, subjects, periods and "school hours".

parade wave: A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

fat on the couch: Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing. Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.

noids: A slang word for paranoia.

meta: A term, especially in art, used to characterize something that is characteristically self-referential.

middle-named: When someone is really mad at you so they yell your first and middle name.(v)

Keyboard Attacker: One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.

Jump Off: abstract noun. Anything that is considered good, or beneficial, to the subject. Anything that is currently hip, chic, or in fashion at the time.

for the books: A significant or notable event.

Wicked: New England slang that adds emphasis. Synonymous with really, very and hella. To describe how great something is: "This car is wicked cool!" To show aggravation: "This fucking guy is a wicked asshole!" To show frustration: "That guy is wicked slow!" To show amazement: "Wow, that game is wicked awesome!" To describe a person: "She's a wicked bitch!" To describe the weather: "Man, it's wicked hot out here!" To emphasize feelings: "That story made me wicked sad!" To exaggerate your point: "That took a wicked long time!"

rung bell: When you do something that you can't take back or reverse(i.e. as in you can't un-ring that bell).

evoid: to use technology for the sole purpose of avoiding (human) contact

Stackin' Loot: 1. To be making money, generally a lot of it. 2. To be on the clock at work. 3. Working in general words are commonly placed in between stackin' and loot. the words are reversable as well. for example. stackin' mad loot stackin' crazy loot stackin' some loot stackin' that loot loot stackin'

trainspotting: Listening to or observing a mixed set of tracks. DJs and clubbers who tend to observe and analyze the method and sound of the DJ are known as trainspotters.