Urban Dictionary Tees

co-signer: Somone who is always on a certain persons side. Always agrees with specified person. Laughs at stupid jokes person says just so they won't get made fun of by person.

flat ass: Of or pertaining to geniune truth. That which is true on the basest level.

rasterbator: A person who spends too much time on the Internet or the computer in general.

roaching: A dog that lays on its back with all four legs in the air--like a dead cockroach--is commonly described as "roaching."

so hard: New Jersey slang for doing something well. Similar to "the best."

nod of acknowledgement: The nod of acknowledgement is a standard among guys as a way to let the person know that you see them, without having to resort to using words. Girls will generally not accept the nod of acknowledgement and opt for a wave of the hand and/or a smile, perhaps even accompanied by words. The nod of acknowledgement is a wordless conversation. The only acceptable response to a nod of acknowledgement is another nod. If you speak, you have broken the point of such a gesture.

pregame: Verb. To drink. Derived originally from tailgating before a sporting event such as a football game, it later became known as drinking before any gathering. It now refers simply to drinking, because any activity afterward is acceptable to drink for.

double nickel: To drive 55 miles per hour.

ncb: slang for "not coming back"

bus left: slang used by inner city teenagers to describe missing the bus

GSBI: acronym: Good Sounding Bad Idea. An idea that sounds exciting or plausable, but upon further thought or execution is revealed to be astoundingly dumb and/or dangerous.

Iraqnophobia: An unusually strong fear of Iraq, especially its ability to manufacture and use biological, chemical, and nuclear weapons. (A play on arachnophobia, an unusually strong fear of spiders.)

Fake-up: A break up that eventually leads to the couple making back up. Hence, it is not a real break up, but a "fake-up."

heck of a job: A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

artificially busy: 1. Feeling like you have been extremely busy and you have no time for anything fun any more but never accomplishing anything. 2. A person who says that they cant do anything with you because they are busy but they dont actually have anything to do.

street spam: n. Advertisements posted on telephone poles, traffic lights, and other public areas.

monitor malaise: When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.

conversational puma: A Conversational Puma is a loud and opportunistic member of a conversation. The "puma" part comes from the person's tendency to "pounce" on you when you are trying to tell a story with loud interjections like "NO WAY" or "I KNOW". Though its debateable whether the conversational puma is truely interested in what you are saying or if he/she is just patronizing you, the story usually ends up being truncated for no other reason than to avoid being loudly interrupted. This word was recently pioneered on the radio program Loveline by Adam Carolla.

Weighed Grams: Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

blog fodder: An interesting idea, story, or link. Referred to as blog fodder when your first reaction is to use it in your blog.

SBD: A quiet flatulent that makes its presence known by a foul odor; "silent but deadly"

sad trombone: Function: noun 1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.

shoot the five: to put your fists up to fight

safety police: A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.

k-rad: K-rad literally means 1000 times rad, just as a kbyte or kilobyte refers to around 1000 bytes. K-rad was made popular in the 1980s by computer hacker circles. The word 'rad' reffered to a radical act performed by a hacker which deserved congratulations. The term k-rad originated around the same time people started talking in numbers l1k3 th15. This type of language first started apearing on BBSes and FTP warez sites.

@gmail.com: The only suffix to your name that you can have that succeeds PhD.

phlog: Fake blog, a website pretending to be a blog but actually the creation the mainstream media, or professional political operatives.

NSFW: Not Safe For Work. Used to describe Internet content generally inappropriate for the typical workplace, i.e., would not be acceptable in the presence of your boss and colleagues (as opposed to SFW, Safe For Work).