Urban Dictionary Tees

wikillectual: one whose major knowledge base appears to have been garnered from Wikipedia and its related projects derived from googlectual

cellular faux: (n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.

jump the couch: A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark

ipod spamming: The act of downloading more songs than one is actually planning to listen to. This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.

ihaircut: A small change in one's online identity. Comparable to getting a haircut, shaving, or some other real life change in appearance.

haterade: a figurative drink representing a modality of thought. those who consume it are themselves consumed by the negativity which with they speak.

ride on: In in vernacular of mountain biking: right on, continue on, you are doing well, cool, etc.

Googlesearch Fan: A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.

Let me get you a straw: "You're a wuss. Learn to deal." An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP." The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal. Can be used in any situation.

seeing bottoms: Having your last drink of the night. Usually said three quarters of the way down a pint of beer, i.e., when you actually start to see the bottom of the glass. From the expression “bottoms up.”

end of rhyme: What you say after tearing someone up in a "freestyle rap battle" to signify that you have finished verbally bashing them.

carspective: The valuable insight that comes during the long drive home.

s on my chest: Referring to the S on Superman's chest. When someone walks around like they got a s on their chest, they walk around like nothing can harm them or like they're invincible or something.

whatthefuck@us.army.mil: A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.

Deaded: blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.

gashole: A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)

AOL Keyword: Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

Full court press: Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.

bougie: Aspiring to be a higher class than one is. Derived from bourgeois - meaning middle/upper class, traditionally despised by communists.

dish jenga: The pile of precariously balanced dishes in a dishrack that cannot be disturbed lest there be an avalanche of china, crockery, and silverware.

alarmer: An alarmer is someone who has an alarm that has gone off accidentally. Like a car-alarm or a house alarm. An alarmer who hasn't switched off their alarm is the worst kind. This is when the alarm just stays on continuously and you have to go somewhere else before it drives you crazy.

bag of pants: Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

earjacking: Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.

Opposite Day: Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.

cheesin': Smiling artificially and excessively largely, as if a picture is being taken of you.

urst: Acronym for UnResolved Sexual Tension. Originated in the Australian TV series the secret life of us.

American Eagle: 1. the bird used as a symbol of the United States 2. A clothing store located in many different shopping malls. People buy stuff there.

judicial: 1) being appropriate to a judge. relates to the administration of justice. 2) something painfully amazing/wicked cool, absolutely laying down "the law" on someone (destroying them).