Urban Dictionary Tees

pop the collar: Where one pulls out their collar so that it faces upwards instead of folded inward; a sign that they are a str8 up pimp

gang of: A very large number or amount of. A close synonym of grip of.

enginerd: All engineers, especially ones that hang out and look at computer dating services all day. A person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems.

blogsmack: Using a blog to broadcast something slanderous, disrespectful, scandalous or embarrassing about someone.

Butter Bar: Military slang for Ensign or Second Lieutenant, who wear a Golden Bar as their rank insignia.

too easy: A common phrase in response to anything that needs doing or has been done. Often used even when the task is not "too easy". It becomes contagious.

unschooling: A term coined in the 70's by writer and former school-teacher John Holt. Used to describe the practice of an individual who does not attend school- instead choosing to travel, write, play, run, build things, volunteer, and learn about the world free of grades, subjects, periods and "school hours".

parade wave: A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

fat on the couch: Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing. Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.

noids: A slang word for paranoia.

meta: A term, especially in art, used to characterize something that is characteristically self-referential.

middle-named: When someone is really mad at you so they yell your first and middle name.(v)

Keyboard Attacker: One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.

Jump Off: abstract noun. Anything that is considered good, or beneficial, to the subject. Anything that is currently hip, chic, or in fashion at the time.

for the books: A significant or notable event.

Wicked: New England slang that adds emphasis. Synonymous with really, very and hella. To describe how great something is: "This car is wicked cool!" To show aggravation: "This fucking guy is a wicked asshole!" To show frustration: "That guy is wicked slow!" To show amazement: "Wow, that game is wicked awesome!" To describe a person: "She's a wicked bitch!" To describe the weather: "Man, it's wicked hot out here!" To emphasize feelings: "That story made me wicked sad!" To exaggerate your point: "That took a wicked long time!"

rung bell: When you do something that you can't take back or reverse(i.e. as in you can't un-ring that bell).

evoid: to use technology for the sole purpose of avoiding (human) contact

Stackin' Loot: 1. To be making money, generally a lot of it. 2. To be on the clock at work. 3. Working in general words are commonly placed in between stackin' and loot. the words are reversable as well. for example. stackin' mad loot stackin' crazy loot stackin' some loot stackin' that loot loot stackin'

trainspotting: Listening to or observing a mixed set of tracks. DJs and clubbers who tend to observe and analyze the method and sound of the DJ are known as trainspotters.

play ahab: In reference to the novel character who relentlessly pursued the white whale, which is a metaphor for the unattainable or for what the searcher believes to be perfect. So playing ahab is searching for a specific elusive something among a vast group of the like.

co-signer: Somone who is always on a certain persons side. Always agrees with specified person. Laughs at stupid jokes person says just so they won't get made fun of by person.

flat ass: Of or pertaining to geniune truth. That which is true on the basest level.

rasterbator: A person who spends too much time on the Internet or the computer in general.

roaching: A dog that lays on its back with all four legs in the air--like a dead cockroach--is commonly described as "roaching."

so hard: New Jersey slang for doing something well. Similar to "the best."

nod of acknowledgement: The nod of acknowledgement is a standard among guys as a way to let the person know that you see them, without having to resort to using words. Girls will generally not accept the nod of acknowledgement and opt for a wave of the hand and/or a smile, perhaps even accompanied by words. The nod of acknowledgement is a wordless conversation. The only acceptable response to a nod of acknowledgement is another nod. If you speak, you have broken the point of such a gesture.

pregame: Verb. To drink. Derived originally from tailgating before a sporting event such as a football game, it later became known as drinking before any gathering. It now refers simply to drinking, because any activity afterward is acceptable to drink for.