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text massage: When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
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post up: To chill or stand at a spot (like a club or a street corner etc). To claim a spot. The term came from drug dealers on street corners, like light posts and street posts, and there you have it POST UP!
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kleptocracy: A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.
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Discolocate: To break or harm ones limbs or organs through dancing.
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Entremaneur: Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.
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plane name: The name you use to identify yourself to the stranger sitting next to you on the plane.
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facepalm: The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!" Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action. Similar to *headdesk*
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garage racing: Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.
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whambulance: The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.
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Nanogasm: Obsession and erotic enjoyment derived from the mere thinking of Apple(tm) Nano Ipod or its accessories
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laced up: The process of getting ready for a fight, stemming from the process of lacing up boxing gloves, or to beat or knock some one out in a fight.
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Credit Whore: Credit Whore (CW) is someone that does something nice just so they can bring it to everyone's attention and get credit for it.
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mullet ratio: A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.
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emaul: Noun: an email assault so vicious in tone the recipient loses an eye to you. Verb: to textually assault an individual via the internet.
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hand hold up: In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.
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cardiocracy: Democracy in physical action. when you 'vote with your feet', or whenever free-expression about politics involves walking or running or pushups.
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drop it like it's hot: (1) Referring to a dance move where a girl drops her ass to the floor and gets freaky. (2) A basketball term for dropping shots through the hoop. (3) A term for rappers when they drop lines/bars/rhymes that're hot.
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thrifting: When one visits several different thrift shops, second-hand shops, and vintage clothing stores in the hopes of buying several items of cheap and unusual clothing and other items. One usually does this with friends.
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sketchball: a. A person that is so involved in drugs, alcohol, sex, and general debauchery above what is conceiveably possible. b. A shady character. c. Someone that appears to have no moral judgment, self-respect, or general hygiene to the point where he/she is a total laughingstock that must be avoided.
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Brokeback: (adj.) Used to describe anything of questionable masculinity. Believed to have originated from the 2005 motion picture Brokeback Mountain.
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drugstore cowboy: A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities
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procrastishower: The super long shower one takes when they have something better to do, like study for a chemistry exam.
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refrigerator rights: Defines the depth, closeness, and intimacy of a relationship. Friends with refrigerator rights can help themselves to anything in your refrigerator without asking permission.
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no I won't make out with you: A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple. The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
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With A Bullet: Attaining a position with noteworthy speed. Originates from Billboard Magazine's practice of putting a bullet sign in front of chart entries that have moved from one position to another with notable speed.
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diamond in the back: Refers to the vintage 1970-1980 Cadillac series. The rear windows had a diamond shape.
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spin doctor: 1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective. 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.
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shoulder surfing: To look over the shoulder(s) of a person with whom you are currently engaged in conversation to see if you can find someone 'better' to talk to. Connotes a lack of interest in the current interlocutor and/or in what they are currently saying, and displays a desire to, if possible, upgrade to 'someone better' (e.g. of higher social status, better looks, etc.).