Urban Dictionary Tees

serial chiller: A person who always kicks back, kicks it, relaxes. One who rarely shoulders responsibility and avoids stress and anxiety.

Christmas creep: A phenomenon where the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.

Chrismukkah: Mixed celebration of Hannukkah and Christmas for Christian/Jewish families. Originated from The OC.

funemployment: a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed

Grade Digger: Girl who only talks to you for help with her classes.

prewalking: To position oneself on a subway platform such that, when the passenger steps off the train at his destination, he'll be as close as possible to the exit or stairs to his transfer. Used and done often in the nyc subway system.

graze: To eat food in a grocery store, then not pay for it. Usually done while legitimately shopping at said store.

besties: Short for "best friends".

after hours: Sometimes means "after party", but it usually means a more mellow gathering of friends rather than a rowdy party. Basically, it's whatever you're doing after the bars close. Usually not referred to in the past or present because it sounds pretentious -- only in the future tense.

WAM: Walking Around Money. Monies given to you by your sugar daddy/sugar momma for you to spend freely.

riding neons: To be riding in a car equipped with neon lights on the rims or undercarriage of the car.

going forward: Going forward is purported to mean, "In the future" or "somewhere down the road" when in fact it is an attempt to dodge the use of these words, which generally indicate "I don't know". A newer development in corporate doublespeak, in most companies it is grounds for dismissal to release a press release without mentioning something 'going forward'. Going forward, you will likely see this turning up everywhere.

SMV: Acronym for Sexual Market Value.

Christmas cringe: The feeling of sudden and impending doom after receiving a gift from a coworker or classmate who gave you a gift in spite of the fact that you have nothing in common except that you are coworkers or classmates. This gift is always generic, pointless, useless and frequently related to some sort of poshlust fad.

Hasselhoffing: The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

wii-kend: A weekend devoted exclusively towards playing a Nintendo Wii.

elationship: This refers to a couple (friends, lovers, whatever) that know each other only via online correspondence (e-mail, IM chats, video rooms, etc).

apartimony: Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.

alcopops: Alcoholic Soda Pops. Modern day drinks with fruity flavor. like lemonade or strawberry flavored alcoholic drinks.

hatriotism: Proving your patriotism by hating the people the government tells you to hate.

google drift: To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.

courage dot com: When someone tries to be badass over the internet, like on a forum, or blog because they aren't actually face to face with anyone.

mirthquake: an episode of laughter that entails shaking or violent motion.

stall call: using the bathroom while on the phone. direct relationship with the advent of cordless phones and cell phones especially, particularly in da club.

lal: Lacht Aus Laut German for "Laughing Out Loud"

cyber monday: Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.

catch and release: The act of buying an item or items of clothing with the intention of returning them for a refund.

doorbuster: An eye-popping sale that only runs for a short period of time on Black Friday. These sales are used to draw people into stores early on, and they usually result in long lines of people waiting for stores to open.