Urban Dictionary Tees

Bromance: Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.

ego wall: A wall, usually in a professional's office, covered with an inordinate number of framed diplomas, certificates, and other tokens of academic achievement. The sheer number of items implicitly speaks to the superior skill or intelligence of the professional who earned them. This outward display mirrors and reinforces the professional’s perception of self, or ego.

Drunk MySpace: Like the Drunk Dial except instead of using a telephone to contact an individual you use your MySpace.com account to either message, comment, picture comment, or blog about your current intoxication. To become inebriated and then proceed to leave comments of questionable nature on your friend's MySpace page.

dramarama: A situation where one or more individuals choose to take a relatively benign event and turn it into a huge drama. The result when certain individuals put effort into taking a minor happening and presenting it as though it were a big deal. This often involves a lot of high pitched screams or expressions of outrage, the narrowing of eyes, forced tears, threats of various kinds, phone calls, email, blogging, etc.. It is not uncommon for a dramarama to become known to a vast amount of people within a very short time.

mindfuck: an idea or concept that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality.

salted: When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort. Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

bring it back: To tell the DJ to "bring that song back." In other words, to request for an encore.

geek cred: Similar to street cred, but applicable to geeks. Geek cred is allocated by displaying knowledge of different aspects of geek culture such as Star Wars, anime, comic books, etc.

Carriage-Cruiser: A person who is unable to simply stand in one position on a train and decides, much to the annoyance of the other passengers, to move down the length of the train using the internal doors.

third joke: A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny. It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny. A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.

Tune Wedgie: A song or advertising jingle annoyingly stuck in your head.

Business: A bad beating or ass whooping.

I call bullshit: 1. to call one out on a complete flasehood 2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation 3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth

low low: A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.

Beast Mode: A hype, energetic, outgoing, wilding out state of mind.

road parrot: N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road (To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.

go ones: To have a one-on-one contest, usually on the basketball court, but sometimes fisticuffs.

foleyed: to have an embarassing (probably sexual) IM conversation made public

pour one out: To pour an alcoholic drink on the ground in tribute, typically to respect a dead or incarcerated friend. The drink symbolizes one which should have been enjoyed by the absent person.

lock it up: A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.

maintain: To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.

meanderthal: People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.

coworked: When you are doing something at work that is not work-related that requires your full attention, such as playing a video game, and a co-worker suddenly pops in forcing you to make it look as if you are busy and hide your game (such as with alt-tab). After the co-worker leaves, you typically return to your video game to find your character dead.

pretexting: Calling a telephone company or a financial institution and obtaining sensitive, personal information about a customer by deceiving the company into believing that you are that customer.

weekend lag: A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.

gramps champ: The overly slow and cautious driver, usually elderly but not necessarily, who manages to stay in front of you in traffic. They turn where you want to turn, exit where you want to exit, and go into the same parking lot you're heading for, and so they are always in the lead. You have trouble passing them because there's only one lane or else traffic volume is just too busy. So much to your frustration, you remain in second place while they undeservingly take the checkered flag!

sidetalk: Quiet conversation that takes place between people who are sitting beside each other during some kind of committee meeting or official gathering. When enough goes on, and as sound grows exponentially, it can be loud enough to distract the chairperson or whoever is speaking, as well as annoy those who want to carry the meeting's agenda forward.

Bar Star: A guy or girl that goes to clubs or bars at least once a week. Usually bar stars are found at clubs every Friday and Saturday night. They dress in sexy clothing to attract others for one night stands or short lived relationships.