Urban Dictionary Tees

remail: Attempting to follow up on previous email messages which have gone unanswered.

professional celebrity: A famous person who has no discernable talent other than being famous.

connectile dysfunction: 1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection. 2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

valentine's day: The reason so many people are born in November.

stunt: To stunt is to floss or show off. When somebody's tryin' to stunt, the playa is trying to show off all he's got.

multitasking: A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

award show: To go "award show" is to get all tearful and emotional in front of an audience.

new ageist: 1. Used to describe individuals who discriminate against others who are not overly focused on self improvement. 2. The act of looking down on people who do not practice yoga, eat organic, and believe in energy fields.

stop and chat: When someone stops to engage in a conversation with another while passing them in public. These conversations are short, meaningless, awkward and mostly unwanted by at least one of the parties involved. This term was coined by Larry David on the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I'm not gay seat: The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Casual Undertime: Getting paid for forty hours for the week when one has worked less than forty hours for the week. It is best when casual undertime is achieved by legitimate means, such as leaving early for the 4th of July Holiday with your bosses permission.

wikilobbying: The act of paying others money to edit Wikipedia entries in order to cast the employer's company, product or point of view in a better light. Coined by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report. When money determines Wikipedia entries, reality becomes a commodity.

cruiser spooning: The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

super bowl: The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

nipplegate: Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.

mooninite: Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons. They can be seen on the Adult Swim show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31.

febulights: Christmas lights still present on houses in Febuary

garbage time: The closing minutes of a blowout game, when the starters have left and the bench players are playing out the clock. Usually refers to basketball, but can be used in other sports. See garbage man.

homoblivious: Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.

urban amish: n. Someone who has none of the technological devices that have become a part of our daily lives, such as television, microwave, gaming platform or home computer.

VIP: The act of riding in the back seat of a car when the front passenger seat is available.

to the left: From Beyonce's "Irreplaceable", 1.) Dismissed, dumped, broke off 2.) "Step aside," as in when a person is dumped: means to get out of one's face and life so that a new partner can be established. 3.) Indicating where the door is located, even if it is not actually located to the left -- "To the left" indicates that your exit is expected right fucking now.

retro shopping: To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.

ladyprimer: 1) Makeup; mascara, eye liner, blush, lipstick/gloss, etc. 2) A girl who wears an excessive amount of makeup.

surge protectors: Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.

Gore Effect: The phenomenon that leads to unseasonably cold temperatures, driving rain, hail, or snow whenever Al Gore visits an area to discuss global warming. Hence, the Gore Effect.

king kong: A very loud car stereo system that includes amps and sub woofers.

musk up: The application of cologne to a man's body, generally by the man himself.